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THE MAN FROM ROME

Producers: Alina Hleap, Rich Cowan, Augusto Pelliccia and Enrique Cerezo    Director: Sergio Dow   Screenplay: Sergio Dow and Carmen López   Cast: Richard Armitage, Amaia Salamanca, Paul Guilfoyle, Fionnula Flanagan, Paul Freeman, Rodolfo Sancho, Carlos Cuevas, Jorge Sanz, Féodor Atkine, Víktor Mallarino, Alicia Borrachero, Unax Ugalde, Will Keen and Franco Nero   Distributor: Screen Media

Grade: D+

Perhaps the 1996 source novel “La piel del tambor” by prolific Spanish author Arturo Pérez-Reverte (one can well understand why the English translation changed the title to “The Seville Communion”) was an effective page-turner, but as adapted by Sergio Dow as “The Man from Rome,” it’s barely penetrable as narrative and quite dull to boot—a perfect reflection of its flat new title.

It begins at the Vatican, where the security team manning a battery of computer monitors cannot stop a hacker from getting a message to the pope (Franco Nero)—not a threat, but a plea to investigate suspicious deaths at The Church of Our Lady of Tears in Seville, an ancient edifice threatened with being razed for a new development.  The pope instructs his head of intelligence, Monsignor Spada (Paul Guilfoyle) to look into the matter, and he sends his best agent Father Quart (Richard Armitage), a former soldier, to Seville, where he meets hostility from the archbishop (Will Keen) but gets help from an old friend, Detective Fazil (Jorge Sanz).

Quart presses on, though he’s also greeted angrily by fiery Father Ferro (Paul Freeman), pastor of the venerable church.  American expert Gris Marsala (Alicia Borrachero), who’s restoring the place to its former glory, is far friendlier.  So is Macarena Bruner (Amaia Salamanca), the aristocratic woman spearheading an effort to preserve the church, though her ex-husband Pencho (Rodolfo Sancho), an ambitious banker, is behind a project that would replace it with a skyscraper complex.  Macarena is aided in her efforts by her elderly but determined mother (Fionnula Flanagan), who also supports Father Ferro in his astronomical observations, providing a tower in her mansion to house his telescope.

As director Dow lets all this unfold at a drowsy tempo, allowing scenes to proceed without much vigor and run on too long.  There are periodic interruptions of action as Quart has to deal with a trio of inept thugs in Pencho’s employ, but they’re not choreographed particularly well.

An attempt is also made to generate suspense by adding a subplot regarding possible skullduggery in the finances of the Vatican Bank—an allusion to actual scandals—which suggests that Quart might not be able to trust some of the people closest to him.  But that all turns out to be an exercise in simple misdirection. 

The particulars of the corrupt designs on the Church in Seville, the rationale behind them, and the identities of the hacker and the persons responsible for the deaths that initiated the investigation are all laboriously spelled out in the end, thanks not merely to the efforts of the indefatigable Quart but the assistance provided to him in the last act by Father Cooley (Carlos Cuevas), a Vatican tech master he calls in from Rome to apply his computer skills to the case.  Everything is capped off by another application—of priestly absolution–that pretty much makes a mockery of the sacrament it’s associated with.  (The episode acts as a sort of bookend to the movie, which begins with Quart being absolved in the confessional for his failure in a previous mission, one involving a priest in Brazil that’s never fully revealed, serving merely as an explanation for Quart’s world-weariness and general angst.)  That’s part of Pérez-Reverte’s distaste for the ecclesiastical establishment in general and the inner workings of the Vatican in particular.

Armitage plods his way through the picture with a dogged determination that’s rather boring, and some in the supporting cast are encouraged to go to such broad extremes that they become caricatures; Sancho is the most obvious example—he does everything but twirl his mustache—and at first Freeman is equally strident, though he settles down later.  Many of the other actors give halting, amateurish performances (Salamanca, most notably).  But Cuevas adds a note of welcome levity to the proceedings, and Guilfoyle brings a sardonic twinkle to his scenes, as if inviting us in on a private joke.  Though she doesn’t have much to do but project aristocratic grandeur, it’s nice to see Flanagan so elegantly dressed.

One might have expected more to have been done with the Seville locations, but apart from a few establishing shots of the cityscape and the interior of the Church, Manuel Ludeña’s production design and Aitor Mantxola’s cinematography are drab.  The lackadaisical editing by Pablo Blanco and Miguel Ángel Prieto accentuates Dow’s tendency to laggard pacing rather than mitigating it, while Roque Baños’ score adds little to the energy level.

If one’s a fan of Pérez-Reverte’s books, “The Man from Rome” may be worth a look, if only to bemoan how badly one’s been handled.  Otherwise, you can safely skip this tedious would-be thriller.

DOUBLE LIFE

Producer: John MacCarthy   Director: Martin Wood   Screenplay: Mike Hurst and Chris Sivertson   Cast: Javicia Leslie, Pascale Hutton, Niall Matter, Vincent Gale, Carmen Moore, John Cassini, Kaaren de Zilva, Aaron Douglas and Alex Stines    Distributor: Paramount

Grade: D+

While watching “Double Life,” you might imagine that it’s intended as the pilot for a “Cagney & Lacey”-style TV series about a female detective duo.  If it were, and it was picked up (by TNT, for example), rest assured it wouldn’t last more than a single season.  This is a thrill-free would-be thriller that grows more and more preposterous until it collapses in a bonkers finale. Despite the title, it’s lifeless.

As the inane script opens, Mark (Niell Matter), an assistant district attorney in some unnamed city (the picture was shot in Vancouver) is killed while driving home late one night.  His loving wife Sharon (Pascale Hutton) is distraught, but comforted by Mark’s boss DA Sheldon Roberts (Aaron Douglas), Roberts’ wife Lisa (Kaaren de Silva) and Mark’s colleague and friend Larry (Vincent Gale).

But there’s an unfamiliar figure at graveside: an attractive, indeed sultry woman who introduces herself as Jo Creuzot (Javicia Leslie).  She explains that she saw Mark at the bar where she works on the night he died, and that he received a packet from a man that might have had something to do with a case he was set to prosecute against a powerful man whose mines had poisoned people, and who was accused of hiding the danger.  She believes that Mark might have been murdered for the evidence that package contained.

What Jo doesn’t tell Sharon is that she was Mark’s mistress—although, as she’ll explain when the truth later comes out, she didn’t know he was married.  Now, however, since the police investigation headed by Detective Traxler (Carmen Moore) seems to be going nowhere, the two women join forces to solve Mark’s murder themselves.  Their efforts lead to the discovery of another body and the appearance of notorious hit-man Louis Strand (John Cassini) who, along with his son, obligingly named Sonny (Alex Stines), stalks the intrepid pair. 

The main suspect is, of course, the mine owner who remains off-screen but must have hired the Strands to do his dirty work.  But the effusive support Roberts and his wife have showered on Sharon seems excessive, and Larry’s consolation appears to be a bit too personal for comfort.  And what of Traxler?  Is her apparent ineptitude accidental, or intended to mask the fact that she’s in bed with the baddies?  There’s also a McGuffin at the center of things, of course—something so spot-on-the-nose that one would think it would have embarrassed scripters Mike Hurst and Chris Sivertson to resort to it.

To reveal how it all turns out would be a spoiler if there were anything to spoil here.  Suffice it to say there are few innocents among the characters here.  Nor among the cast.  Leslie and Hutton are both fine, bringing more to the party than it deserves, but the supporting players are all weak, and Martin Wood’s direction is stolid.  On the technical, the contributions of cinematographer Pieter Stathis, production designer Lloyd Stone and Brad Rines are utterly unexceptional, while Hamish Thomson contributes a score nary a note of which will linger in the memory after the closing credits fade.

“Double Life” leaves you thinking that it was a half-hearted effort from the first moments of its conception.