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GLADIATOR II

Producers: Douglas Wick, Ridley Scott, Lucy Fisher, Michael Pruss and David Franzoni  Director: Ridley Scott   Screenplay: David Scarpa   Cast: Paul Mescal, Pedro Pascal, Joseph Quinn, Fred Hechinger, Lior Raz, Derek Jacobi, Connie Nielsen, Denzel Washington. Peter Mensah, Matt Lucas, Alexander Karim, Rory McCann, Tim McInnerny, Alec Utgoff, Yuval Gonen and Alfie Tempest    Distributor: Paramount

Grade: C

The history is hooey in Ridley Scott’s “Gladiator II,” but that didn’t stop the original from becoming a smash in 2000 and an enduring favorite for many, so it shouldn’t impede this long-awaited sequel’s chances for success.  What might, however, is that it lacks its predecessor’s emotional core, as well as an equally memorable lead character—elements one is reminded of in the opening credits, which replay the first film’s plot in lovely pastel-colored drawings.

The script by David Scarpa, who previously worked with Scott on “Napoleon” and “All the Money in the World,” begins in the early third century, some two decades after the events of the original (which closed around 193), with an attack on Numidia, apparently a kingdom (rather than the Roman province it actually was) ruled by brawny chieftain Jugurtha (Peter Mensah), by a fleet led by the Roman general Marcus Acacius (Pedro Pascal).  Among its defenders are rugged Hano (Paul Mescal) and his wife Arishat (Yuval Gonen), a master archer.  In the ensuing battle—the first of many lengthy set-pieces expertly staged by Scott along with cinematographer John Mathieson, editors Claire Simpson and Sam Restivo, production designer Arthur Max, costumers Janty Yates and Dave Crossman, the stunt team and the effects contingent supervised by Neil Corbould and Mark Bakowski, all to the accompaniment of Harry Gregson-Williams’ typically thunderous score—Arishat is killed and Hano taken prisoner.

Hano comes to the attention of Macrinus (Denzel Washington), a wily, flamboyant owner of gladiators and arms merchant, who, along with his chief trainer Vigo (Lior Raz), sees the captive as a prime candidate for stardom in the arena.  He quickly wows the crowd in the Colosseum, enriching Macrinus, who worms his way into the confidence of fraternal emperors Geta (Joseph Quinn) and Caracalla (Fred Hechinger), both gilded and effete, though Caracalla is the weirder of the two, devoted as he is to his pet monkey.

Hano’s popularity with the fickle mob grows not only because of his dominance over human opponents, but his success against animal ones—first bloodthirsty baboons, then a swordsman riding a rhinoceros, and finally sharks, in a sequence in which the amphitheater is flooded to allow for a pretend naval battle.  (All the critters are of only middle-grade CGI, but modern viewers will probably cheer on the elaborate set-pieces as lustily as the Colosseum thousands do.  Monkeys and rhinos and sharks, oh my!)

But the most devoted of the onlookers is no doubt Lucilla (Connie Nielsen, one of the few returnees from the original), the daughter of Emperor Marcus Aurelius who’d been the lover of the first film’s General Maximus (Russell Crowe), and had a son by him before her brother Commodus (Joaquin Phoenix) turned against the general, leading to Maximus’ enslavement, his gladiatorial career and, ultimately, his climactic duel with Commodus.  She’d sent the boy away to protect him, and then married Acacius.  Now she recognizes Hano as her long-lost son, Lucius Verus.

But Hano/Lucius hates Acacius, whom he holds responsible for Arishat’s death, and wants to destroy him.  What he doesn’t know is that Acacius and Lucilla are leading an effort to overthrow the emperors, who are leading the state to ruin.  Nor is he aware of the true purposes of Macrinus, who is using him, and the wealth he brings through his victories, to fulfill his own grandiose ambitions.  Though there are necessarily narrative twists and turns, it’s inevitable that Hano/Lucius will ultimately take up the mantle left by his father to Make Rome Great Again.  That will require heroic sacrifice, reconciliations, and, of course, lots of bloodshed.

Apart from the fact that the historical background is a complete mess—the period is generally correct, and some names reflect actual personages from it, even if they’re assigned to utterly fictional characters—“Gladiator II” is a fairly exciting bit of hokum in the mold of its predecessor or earlier Roman epics.  But Mescal, for all the praise his recent work has gotten, doesn’t possess the charisma that Crowe exuded; he certainly passes muster physically and manages the arena fights well (although the CGI is often annoyingly over-the-top), but never makes the character come into focus.  In fact, Pascal brings the conflicted Acacius more emotionally alive.  But the real star of the proceedings is Washington, whose Macrinus is a deliciously malevolent manipulator.  It’s a wildly extravagant performance, but its flamboyance makes him the Phoenix of the sequel. 

By contrast Quinn and Hechinger do standard-issue swishing shtick as Geta and Caracalla, who in actuality ruled jointly, and with mutual hatred, only briefly in 211, though the latter has fun with the monkey business.  Of the others in the large cast, Tim McInnerny is noteworthy as a scheming senator, even as Derek Jacobi, like Nielsen one of the few returnees from the previous movie, is virtually anonymous as another.  Nielsen plays the sorrowing mother and concerned wife decently but makes less of an impression than one might expect.  That criticism doesn’t apply to Matt Lucas, in his small role as the Colosseum event announcer.        

With “Gladiator II” Scott strives mightily to recapture the magic that the 2000 movie created for so many people, but falls short, despite one spectacular performance.

Incidentally, the movie ends on a triumphantly hopeful note that, in view of the actual history, is utterly bonkers.  The emperor who came to the throne after Caracalla (and his assassin) was Elagabalus, who was truly exceptional in his supposed depravity.  Yet he’s never been the subject of a film.  Now there’s somebody an adventurous filmmaker might take on, though the result might rival Tinto Brass’s notorious “Caligula.”  

SALEM’S LOT

Producers: Michael Clear, Roy Lee, James Wan and Mark Wolper   Director: Gary Dauberman   Screenplay: Gary Dauberman   Cast: Lewis Pullman, Makenzie Leigh, Alfre Woodard, Bill Camp, John Benjamin Hickey, Jordan Preston Carter, Pilou Asbæk, William Sadler, Debra Christofferson, Spencer Treat Clark, Nicholas Crovetti, Cade Woodward and Alexander Ward    Distributor: Warner Bros./New Line/Max

Grade: C

The third time isn’t the charm for adaptations of Stephen King’s second novel, a clever 1975 vampire saga.  Actually the first, a 1979 television mini-series directed by Tobe Hooper, remains by far the best, not least because of the presence of a superbly sinister James Mason as Straker, the vampire’s amanuensis.  A second mini-series, directed by Mikael Salomon, came in 2004; it was adequate but inferior to Hooper’s take, as Donald Sutherland was to Mason.  Now Gary Dauberman, one of the screenwriters for Andy Muschietti’s two-part theatrical version of King’s “It,” offers a third adaptation, which whittles the massive tome down to feature length.  It’s the weakest of the bunch, as well as the least faithful; all make some changes to King’s book, but the ones here are particularly ill-advised, designed to juice up the narrative to meet today’s audience demand for action set-pieces.  And its Straker, Pilou Asbæk, is pretty pathetic.

Of course the basic outline remains.  Author Ben Mears (Lewis Pullman, even more pallid than his predecessors David Soul and Rob Lowe) returns to his childhood hometown of Salem’s Lot, Maine, to investigate an old house that’s long haunted his memory.  It’s just been purchased by Straker and his oddly absent partner Barlow (Alexander Ward), who open an antique store in town.  Barlow is quickly revealed as a ravenous vampire, though he doesn’t appear, a ghoulish Nosferatu, until late in the action. 

To make a very long King story short, Barlow begins turning townspeople into vampires, starting with young Danny Glick (Nicholas Crovetti), and from them the epidemic spreads.  Though it takes some convincing, Ben eventually teams up with a bunch of cohorts—teacher Matthew Burke (Bill Camp), transfer student Mark Petrie (Jordan Preston Carter), alcoholic priest Father Callahan (John Benjamin Hickey), local Dr. Cody (Alfre Woodard), and perky librarian/romantic interest Susan Norton (Makenzie Leigh)—to battle the menace.  (The police chief played by William Sadler simply runs away.)  Despite setbacks that result in some of them perishing, they have a measure of success.

Inevitably, though in the seventies its resuscitation of a genre that had grown moribund had a certain revelatory impact, given the avalanche of vampire movies that have come down the pike in the last fifty years “Salem’s Lot” can’t help but feel rather old-fashioned now.  And the not-so-special effects in this version (glow-in-the-dark crucifixes, for instance) accentuate that.

Dauberman tries to combat the seen-that feel with some innovations.  One sequence, in which Mark takes refuge in a tree house when pursued by a mob of vampires, is fairly effective, if hardly groundbreaking.  And the idea behind expanding the finale to a bigger location isn’t bad.  It’s ruined, however, by a ridiculous alteration of one character, Susan’s mother Anne (Debra Christofferson), who’s transformed into a shotgun-toting, cowboy-hat wearing termagant spewing out furious threats.  True, her presence does drag out the finale mercilessly, which viewers accustomed to such protracted exhibitions may enjoy.  But it’s part of a clearly intentional decision to add humor to the mix, which mightn’t be a bad idea if it weren’t done so crudely. 

Nobody in the cast comes off especially well, but given the uninspired script one can understand why the performances (save for the mincing Asbæk and scenery-chewing Christofferson) are so muted.  On the technical level things aren’t much better: the production design (Marc Fisichella) and costumes (Virginia Johnson) are undistinguished, though the period feel is adequately caught, and while Michael Burgess’ cinematography manages an occasional nice image—like the abduction of Danny and his brother (Cade Woodward) seen in silhouette from a distance as they walk through a forest against the backdrop of a sky in which the sun is just beginning to set—for the most part it’s pedestrian.  Luke Ciarrocchi’s editing sometimes feels abrupt, the result perhaps of directives to trim some scenes, while the score by Nathan Barr and Lisbeth Scott is what you’d expect, nothing less but nothing more.

Bottom line: if you’re looking for a movie of King’s novel, stick with the Hooper mini-series, or, in a clinch, Salomon’s.