Producers: Romuald Boulanger, Marc Frydman and Robert Ogden Barnum Director: Romuald Boulanger Screenplay: Romuald Boulanger Cast: Mel Gibson, William Moseley, Alia Seror-O’Neill, Paul Spera, Nadia Farès, Enrique Arce, Kevin Dillon, Yoli Fuller, Ravin J. Ganatra, John Robinson, Avant Strangel, Yann Bean, Nancy Tate, Carole Weyers, Robbie Nock and Romy Pointet Distributor: Saban Films
Grade: D+
Not long ago, Mel Gibson and Kevin Dillon co-starred in “Hot Seat,” a nonsensical thriller about an ex-hacker turned menial IT guy who’s forced use his old skills to transfer stolen money to the account of a villain who’s put a bomb under his chair to ensure his compliance; Dillon was the trapped guy and Gibson the bomb squad veteran who tried to defuse the explosive.
In “On the Line,” Gibson assumes the role of victim, playing Elvis Cooney, a crass, insulting all-night talk radio host, prone to cruel practical jokes, who gets a call on air from a crazed man who threatens to kill Cooney’s kidnapped wife Olivia (Nancy Tate) and daughter Adria (Romy Pointet)—and blow up the skyscraper in which the studio is housed—unless the shock jock does exactly what he’s told, which might just include killing himself. Dillon has a relatively minor role here as Justin, the guy who hosts the prime-time slot he thinks Elvis craves.
The claustrophobic feel of “Hot Seat” is also a main feature of Romuald Boulanger’s picture (which, though set in the Los Angeles, was made in France, with a polyglot cast and a swarm of varying accents). We first see Clooney at home with his loving family, showering affection on little Adria. But by the time he parks his Mustang at the studio he’s turned into Mr. Gruff, treating the security attendant Bob (Ravin J. Ganatra) with disdain, even as he sends a nutbag named Noah (John Robinson), who arrives claiming to be Jesus and threatening to kill them both, packing by telling him TV would be a better vehicle for his message.
Making his way to the broadcast booth upstairs, Elvis has a run in with Justin and an argument with the station manager (Nadia Farès) over declining ratings before getting down to work with his producer Mary (Alia Seror-O’Neill) and new engineer Dylan (William Moseley), fielding calls. It’s not long before Gary (Paul Spera) is on the line with his threats, which he says are righteous vengeance for an affair Elvis had with his one-time girlfriend, who committed suicide after he broke it off.
The scenario turns into a convoluted cat-and-mouse game when Clooney learns that Gary and the hostages are in the building, which Gary has wired with explosives after killing Bob. He and Dylan are soon stalking the hallways, trying to locate his family and save the day. Police are introduced—a patrolman whose intervention might ruin their chances, a bomb squad expert whose efforts to help have the reverse effect—as well as explosive vests and a hand-held detonator. You get the gist.
Thus far the movie has generated some modest tension despite the goofiness of the initial premise and the increasingly risible complications Boulanger adds to it. But just as the plot reaches its apparent climax, it upends all that has gone before with not one but two twists so totally ludicrous that they provoke more anger than satisfaction. The movie wants to become “The Usual Suspects” and fails miserably.
It’s not Gibson’s fault: he huffs and puffs through his role with an intensity he manages in about half the pictures he makes now, though he can never make Clooney credible. The rest of the cast goes through the motions, with only Moseley standing out—except for Dillon, who as usual nowadays, stands out for all the wrong reasons. The technical side of things—production design (Emmanuel Réveillière), cinematography (Xavier Castro), and editing (Pierre-Marie Croquet)—is adequate enough, even if darkness dominates the cramped images and things could move along more crisply. Clément Perin’s score strives to add excitement, but can’t overcome the sporadic directorial flabbiness.
Most viewers might be willing to shrug off “On the Line” as a mere mediocrity until the final twenty minutes. After them, though, they might feel like throwing things at the screen. There are a couple of points where the movie makes a couple of jokes at its own expense. A character remarks, for example, that what they’re going through would make a great movie–and another says that it needs a rewrite. Elsewhere, Elvis asks “What kind of D-grade movie BS is this?” In retrospect these seem less like jokes than valid observations.