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Luc Besson and Jean Reno pretty much repeat the formula of “The Professional,” though with a lighter touch and a change of locale, in “Wasabi,” another tale of a macho man who becomes the unlikely protector of an adolescent girl. In this instance, however, the bearlike Reno isn’t playing an angst-ridden hitman but a Parisian cop named Hubert, who’s so roguish that he makes all the American models for such a stereotype–from Stallone to Willis–look like pussycats in comparison. When his unconventional (but invariably successful) methods get him into trouble with his bosses once more, he’s compelled to take a vacation–just in time to go to Japan as the chief beneficiary in the will of a woman he’d loved but lost nearly two decades earlier and has pined over ever since. When he gets to the east, however, he discovers that the bequest is Yumi (Ryoko Hirosue), the daughter the dead woman had had by him after her mysterious disappearance. The punkish kid is suddenly his responsibility until she comes of age only two days later, but it’s an eventful forty-eight hours, because Hubert suspects that his late love was murdered and begins to investigate; the dead woman, moreover, has left her daughter a legacy of some two hundred million dollars–which, as it turns out, is coveted by a ruthless yakuza don. Hubert must undercover the truth about his love’s past while defeating the Japanese mob and bonding with a daughter who’s grown up thinking he’d abandoned her. Happily he has some help from Momo (Michel Muller), an old buddy from the French intelligence office still based in Tokyo. Momo brings a lot of the broad comic relief that a second banana is meant to provide in such lighthearted he-man flicks.
Whether “Wasabi” will tickle your palate–the title comes from the fact that Hubert is so virile that he can consumes vast quantities of the powerful stuff without blinking an eye or feeling the need for water–will depend on your tolerance for the more cartoonish examples of Hong Kong film. Hubert is a ridiculously hard-bitten character, the sort who can effortlessly get out of the most difficult situations, dispatch pursuers with gun or fist without breaking a sweat, and is never at a loss for a clever plan or a less-clever bon mot. Reno plays him with the gruff nonchalance that fans of such nonsense love. But Hubert is still an old softie under it all: his simmering recollection of his only true love has left him inept with other women, and his fumbling effort to connect with his new-found daughter is supposed to charm your socks off. Whether you’ll be willing to buy all this hokum is doubtful. Muller, meanwhile, lays on the hangdog goofiness so thick that you’ll be likely to gag at his antics as strenuously as he does when trying to match Hubert’s wasabi consumption. Hirosue is a still weaker link; Yumi is intended to be one of those irritating youngsters who’s supposed to gradually grows lovable, but she never manages to make the transition.
Still, Gerard Krawczyk directs all the nonsense dextrously, and keeps things moving quickly enough that the more ridiculous plot developments aren’t quite as painful as they might have been. Overall the production is fine, too. The result is a fast-paced, glitzy but extremely silly piece which will please aficionados of the genre but few others.